They say love and hate is the same.

A rainy day.
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Boy : I Love the rain.

Girl : I see , it's because the rain overwhelms the sound you make while masturbating right ?



Another rainy day.
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Boy : I hate the rain.

Girl : I see, It's true that you can't safely masturbate if you are unable to hear footsteps approaching.


The boy accepted his fate is the same regardless of what choice he made.