The second act , is where the depth comes in.
Wednesday, October 13, 2010
Understanding
In life , the first act , always exciting.
The second act , is where the depth comes in.
The second act , is where the depth comes in.
Monday, October 11, 2010
Going through BMT ( Basic Marketing Training )
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say , " I'm fantastic in bed ."
That's Direct Marketing .
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and you see a gorgeous girl . One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says ," He's fantastic in bed "
That's Advertising .
You see a gorgeous girl at a part. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say ," Hi , I'm fantastic in bed ."
That's Telemarketing .
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl . You get up and straighten your tie , walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her , pick up her bag after she drops it , offer her a ride and then say " By the way , i'm fantastic in bed ."
That's Public Relations .
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl . She walks up to you and says " I heard you're fantastic in bed ."
That's Brand Recognition.
3 mins BMT compared to 3 months .
That's Direct Marketing .
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and you see a gorgeous girl . One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says ," He's fantastic in bed "
That's Advertising .
You see a gorgeous girl at a part. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say ," Hi , I'm fantastic in bed ."
That's Telemarketing .
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl . You get up and straighten your tie , walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her , pick up her bag after she drops it , offer her a ride and then say " By the way , i'm fantastic in bed ."
That's Public Relations .
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl . She walks up to you and says " I heard you're fantastic in bed ."
That's Brand Recognition.
3 mins BMT compared to 3 months .
Sunday, October 10, 2010
But everyone calls me ...
Thinking no one is home a robber breaks into a house,only to find the frightened owners in bed watching TV.
Robber* Pointing the gun at the wife * : what's your name?
Wife : M... M... MARY !
Robber : My goodness , this is your lucky day lady . I can't shoot anyone named Mary because that was my dear mother's name
The robber turned to the husband and point his gun at him.
Robber : So what's your name ?
Husband : My name is J..John...
Robber : Well then , that's too bad ...
Husband : BUT.. BUT.. EVERYONE CALLS ME MARY !
Robber* Pointing the gun at the wife * : what's your name?
Wife : M... M... MARY !
Robber : My goodness , this is your lucky day lady . I can't shoot anyone named Mary because that was my dear mother's name
The robber turned to the husband and point his gun at him.
Robber : So what's your name ?
Husband : My name is J..John...
Robber : Well then , that's too bad ...
Husband : BUT.. BUT.. EVERYONE CALLS ME MARY !
Saturday, October 9, 2010
They say love and hate is the same.
A rainy day.
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Boy : I Love the rain.
Girl : I see , it's because the rain overwhelms the sound you make while masturbating right ?
Another rainy day.
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Boy : I hate the rain.
Girl : I see, It's true that you can't safely masturbate if you are unable to hear footsteps approaching.
The boy accepted his fate is the same regardless of what choice he made.
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Boy : I Love the rain.
Girl : I see , it's because the rain overwhelms the sound you make while masturbating right ?
Another rainy day.
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Boy : I hate the rain.
Girl : I see, It's true that you can't safely masturbate if you are unable to hear footsteps approaching.
The boy accepted his fate is the same regardless of what choice he made.
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