Kicking start of Nov

Good start of november for me i have to say.

Seems like everything is going smoothly for me in terms of both work and relationship.

I'm starting to feel attached to my work and things start to fall into pieces at my work place .

Sometimes the working hours get really long and tired , it's these people who visually and mentally made it feels short and easy to pass .

Relationship i would say everything is really going smoothly for me .

Didn't have much things to ask for , currently =D

Twinkling of an eye , a year had passed and hopefully in a twinkling of more eyes , decades will pass .

Life is short , who wants regret ?

Nobody.

Understanding

In life , the first act , always exciting.

The second act , is where the depth comes in.

Going through BMT ( Basic Marketing Training )

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say , " I'm fantastic in bed ."

That's Direct Marketing .


You're at a party with a bunch of friends and you see a gorgeous girl . One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says ," He's fantastic in bed "

That's Advertising .


You see a gorgeous girl at a part. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say ," Hi , I'm fantastic in bed ."

That's Telemarketing .


You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl . You get up and straighten your tie , walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her , pick up her bag after she drops it , offer her a ride and then say " By the way , i'm fantastic in bed ."

That's Public Relations .


You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl . She walks up to you and says " I heard you're fantastic in bed ."

That's Brand Recognition.




3 mins BMT compared to 3 months .

But everyone calls me ...

Thinking no one is home a robber breaks into a house,only to find the frightened owners in bed watching TV.

Robber* Pointing the gun at the wife * : what's your name?

Wife : M... M... MARY !

Robber : My goodness , this is your lucky day lady . I can't shoot anyone named Mary because that was my dear mother's name

The robber turned to the husband and point his gun at him.

Robber : So what's your name ?

Husband : My name is J..John...

Robber : Well then , that's too bad ...

Husband : BUT.. BUT.. EVERYONE CALLS ME MARY !

They say love and hate is the same.

A rainy day.
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Boy : I Love the rain.

Girl : I see , it's because the rain overwhelms the sound you make while masturbating right ?



Another rainy day.
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Boy : I hate the rain.

Girl : I see, It's true that you can't safely masturbate if you are unable to hear footsteps approaching.


The boy accepted his fate is the same regardless of what choice he made.

Think again before you say no to pandas.

Say no to panda Supermarket Part 1



Say no to panda supermarket part 2



Say no to panda Hospital



Say no to panda Office



Say no to panda Kitchen

Pride of a man.

Tick Tac size .

Measurements

"I think the moon is one hundred thousand kilograms away from earth ."

Extending.

She told me in msn she'll be extending her stay in macau for 2 more months.

i told her i supported her.

she said i sounded pissed ( Honestly i swear i wasn't angry with her decision )

she made some " Make MADE me very angry remarks " and went offline.

I HATE it alot whenever she does this childish act to me.

I'm really tired of all these nonsense she's giving me .

The best food in just 5 mins

Salt.

Salt...

Salt...

Salt...

Salt...

Salt...

Anybody?

Back , Stronger.

Decided to leave some good post i previously wrote .

Guessed i only have one good post.

Quite long i last blogged.

And it was a year ago.

Here i am, back again.

Stronger.