But everyone calls me ...

Thinking no one is home a robber breaks into a house,only to find the frightened owners in bed watching TV.

Robber* Pointing the gun at the wife * : what's your name?

Wife : M... M... MARY !

Robber : My goodness , this is your lucky day lady . I can't shoot anyone named Mary because that was my dear mother's name

The robber turned to the husband and point his gun at him.

Robber : So what's your name ?

Husband : My name is J..John...

Robber : Well then , that's too bad ...

Husband : BUT.. BUT.. EVERYONE CALLS ME MARY !