Monday, October 11, 2010

Going through BMT ( Basic Marketing Training )

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say , " I'm fantastic in bed ."

That's Direct Marketing .


You're at a party with a bunch of friends and you see a gorgeous girl . One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says ," He's fantastic in bed "

That's Advertising .


You see a gorgeous girl at a part. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say ," Hi , I'm fantastic in bed ."

That's Telemarketing .


You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl . You get up and straighten your tie , walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her , pick up her bag after she drops it , offer her a ride and then say " By the way , i'm fantastic in bed ."

That's Public Relations .


You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl . She walks up to you and says " I heard you're fantastic in bed ."

That's Brand Recognition.




3 mins BMT compared to 3 months .

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