Axen's blog

Kicking start of Nov

2010-11-06T17:02:00.002+08:00

Good start of november for me i have to say.

Seems like everything is going smoothly for me in terms of both work and relationship.

I'm starting to feel attached to my work and things start to fall into pieces at my work place .

Sometimes the working hours get really long and tired , it's these people who visually and mentally made it feels short and easy to pass .

Relationship i would say everything is really going smoothly for me .

Didn't have much things to ask for , currently =D

Twinkling of an eye , a year had passed and hopefully in a twinkling of more eyes , decades will pass .

Life is short , who wants regret ?

Nobody.

Understanding

2010-10-13T18:23:00.002+08:00

In life , the first act , always exciting.

The second act , is where the depth comes in.

Going through BMT ( Basic Marketing Training )

2010-10-11T15:39:00.004+08:00

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say , " I'm fantastic in bed ."

That's Direct Marketing .

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and you see a gorgeous girl . One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says ," He's fantastic in bed "

That's Advertising .

You see a gorgeous girl at a part. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say ," Hi , I'm fantastic in bed ."

That's Telemarketing .

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl . You get up and straighten your tie , walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her , pick up her bag after she drops it , offer her a ride and then say " By the way , i'm fantastic in bed ."

That's Public Relations .

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl . She walks up to you and says " I heard you're fantastic in bed ."

That's Brand Recognition.

3 mins BMT compared to 3 months .

But everyone calls me ...

2010-10-10T14:03:00.002+08:00

Thinking no one is home a robber breaks into a house,only to find the frightened owners in bed watching TV.

Robber* Pointing the gun at the wife * : what's your name?

Wife : M... M... MARY !

Robber : My goodness , this is your lucky day lady . I can't shoot anyone named Mary because that was my dear mother's name

The robber turned to the husband and point his gun at him.

Robber : So what's your name ?

Husband : My name is J..John...

Robber : Well then , that's too bad ...

Husband : BUT.. BUT.. EVERYONE CALLS ME MARY !

They say love and hate is the same.

2010-10-09T13:39:00.005+08:00

A rainy day.
***********

Boy : I Love the rain.

Girl : I see , it's because the rain overwhelms the sound you make while masturbating right ?

Another rainy day.
*****************

Boy : I hate the rain.

Girl : I see, It's true that you can't safely masturbate if you are unable to hear footsteps approaching.

The boy accepted his fate is the same regardless of what choice he made.

Think again before you say no to pandas.

2010-09-26T21:00:00.002+08:00

Say no to panda Supermarket Part 1

Say no to panda supermarket part 2

Say no to panda Hospital

Say no to panda Office

Say no to panda Kitchen

Pride of a man.

2010-08-12T20:35:00.004+08:00

Tick Tac size .

Measurements

2010-08-09T19:51:00.002+08:00

"I think the moon is one hundred thousand kilograms away from earth ."

Extending.

2010-08-06T22:41:00.003+08:00

She told me in msn she'll be extending her stay in macau for 2 more months.

i told her i supported her.

she said i sounded pissed ( Honestly i swear i wasn't angry with her decision )

she made some " ~~Make~~ MADE me very angry remarks " and went offline.

I HATE it alot whenever she does this childish act to me.

I'm really tired of all these nonsense she's giving me .

The best food in just 5 mins

2010-08-06T00:42:00.005+08:00

Salt.

2010-08-05T23:44:00.001+08:00

Salt...

Salt...

Salt...

Salt...

Salt...

Anybody?

Back , Stronger.

2010-08-05T00:24:00.004+08:00

Decided to leave some good post i previously wrote .

Guessed i only have one good post.

Quite long i last blogged.

And it was a year ago.

Here i am, back again.

Stronger.

Auntie Power.

2008-07-10T16:48:00.008+08:00

This is a story about a boy named MingWei who just want to go to school .

6.45am

Mingwei woke up , took a shower and get ready to go to school.

7.30 am

Ming Wei reached South view lrt station to take a lrt to school and this is where the story of the day begins ...

Mingwei walked to South view Lrt station and to his surprise , south view's Lrt platform was packed with people. Usually , the train which arrived at south view is already quite packed as it is the last stop before the Choa Chu Kang interchange. So when you see alot of people at the south view lrt platform , you know you are caught in some pretty fucked up situation.

Though the train coming to south view is packed , but there always will be space for around 10 people to board. But today , it's really a fucking fucked up situation . The train coming down to south view can barely let anyone to board and there's not even a person alighting .

Somehow today , it seems like there are unlimited people from bukit panjang taking Lrt .

5 mins passed and a twin carriage Lrt finally arrived and WTF , the LRT is FULLY PACKED AND IT'S SO PACKED THAT NOT EVEN A PERSON CAN BOARD THE TRAIN .

Another 5 mins had passed and finally a train came which have a little space enough for Mingwei to fit in .

The door opened and Mingwei went into the train and the time was already 7:40 , the fact that his lesson starts at 8 am . If he were to take this train and transfer to the mrt , he would still be 5 mins late for his lesson .

Never would Mingwei imagine that an unfortunate event is about to fall upon him .

There came this auntie who is in her mid 40's wearing a dark blue hang ten shirt approached Mingwei and squeeze her way into the Lrt with the big fat butt of hers against his hip .
She kept pushing and pushing as if she'll die if she missed boarding this train.

At that point not only Mingwei , the other people knew that it's impossible for another person to board the train but she fucking kept on pushing him . Mingwei was really like " wtf does this fucking auntie wants ? " and then the door was about to close . It was then the auntie delivered her killer blow to Mingwei with her big fat ass and he finally gave way and was pushed out of the train .

The people in the train was looking at Mingwei and were amazed what the auntie did and the auntie had a really fucked up look on her face .

" Ni Na Bei" Mingwei said and he was freaking embarrassed . The people outside the train looked at him board the train and they saw the whole process of him being squeezed out of the train.

As Mingwei stood there and saw the auntie in the spot he was 10 sec ago , he really felt like kicking that auntie's ass.

The door slowly closed but there's nothing Mingwei could do now to salvage the situation . The train then left for Choa Chu Kang station .

All Mingwei can wish for is that the next train that arrived would be spacious enough for him to board but sadly , his wish never came true. He waited for another 20 mins before he could board a train and was late for his lesson by 30 mins and he lived unhappily ever after, because of that fucking auntie.

THE END